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Trump practicing for the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony

Trump, furious that the Nobel Peace Prize he’s been thirsting after for years might be slipping through his fingers, is now pretending to play world referee after a ceasefire he helped broker collapsed in under four hours.

Trying to sound outraged, he said this about Israel and the Islamic Republic of Iran breaking the deal almost immediately:

“You have two countries that have been fighting for so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing.”

Then, in true Trump fashion, he took to Truth Social and issued this all-caps directive to Israel, as if he’s still Commander-in-Chief:

“ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW!

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.”

The man isn’t just unhinged he’s rehearsing for a Nobel ceremony, while real lives hang in the balance.

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